The Anxiety Tee | I'M NOT YELLING, I'M GREEK V-Neck

Are you tired of people mistaking your passion for a full-blown argument? We get it. It's not anger, it's just philotimo with volume.

Introducing The Anxiety Tee, the perfect way to let the world know you're not having a meltdown—you're just communicating in the traditional Hellenic style. This shirt is for every Greek, Philhellene, and honorary member who understands that a conversation is only good if it can be heard from the next taverna.

This isn't your Yiayia's scratchy souvenir shirt. This premium V-Neck is designed for comfort and style, featuring our bold, unapologetic graphic that demands attention.

Why You Need This Tee:
The Ultimate Conversation Starter: No more awkward explanations. Just point to your chest and continue your passionate discussion.
Premium V-Neck Comfort: Made from a soft, high-quality cotton blend (perfect for those hot summer days and passionate debates). The V-neck cut offers a modern, flattering fit for everyone.

The Marble Effect: Our unique design features the text rendered in a stunning Greek Marble texture, elevating your humor from a simple joke to a piece of wearable art.
Built to Last: Printed with high-quality DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing, ensuring the graphic stays sharp and doesn't crack, even after countless washes (and countless Opa! moments).

It's not a shout; it's a statement. Grab your Anxiety Tee now and stop apologizing for your volume!

Key Product Details
Fit: Unisex, modern fit V-Neck.
Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton.
Design: "I'M NOT YELLING, I'M GREEK" in a unique Greek Marble texture.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low (or hang dry, as your Yiayia would insist).
Shipping: Free Shipping on all orders over $50!

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